Well, I don't know - how could you forget this place? Tsk!
We think the fault has been discovered and rectified and are now working to prevent it happening again...
Basically some less well established neurons were being called into critical roles due to the increased brain workload caused by lots of PHP scripting. It appears the training wasn't too hot and a few of the notes in the "things to do over lunchtime" section got misfiled into long term deep memory causing me to forget to come back here (and to 2 other forums).
We've now increased the training excersises and are attempting to reduce the number of neuron's leaving by providing a greater amount of Lucozade to aid their work although at 29, well its a rather uphill struggle.
Hm, the polo crater? Do we have a pic?
Haven't found a picture of the big one, mainly because its under the Gulf of Mexico and I need a shot from space, but the Arecibo telescope crator shows the effect on a smaller scale.
http://www.ccitele.com/images/arecibo.jpgSee the raised darker bit in the middle - thats where the hole from a falling Polo didn't do as much damage. Due to that polo being smaller it didn't go through the atomic changes required to become a Ferminon based object and therefore caused significant physical damage.
I have heard the rumours that the wires strung across that crator are actually there in case they have another direct hit which means this time they could capture the thing without it being destroyed - admittidly after it's bounced up and down like a bouncy castle for 3 years.
Trev - chief falling "mint with the hole" hunter at Trev's Wacky Ideas Inc.
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