Hi there,
kate, and welcome to the business-talk forums.
I've replied to your SEO post on that thread - just hope the service was paid for by Credit Card!
As for traffic - a lot of SEO builds their promises around getting keywords to build traffic. But traffic in itself just isn't enough - it has to be highly targeted - and often the keywords that actually work have to be researched for to ensure you actually get the best performing keywords for the traffic.
But all that aisde - virtual cocktails sounds like a great idea - I'll be the bar tender and fill the glasses while you pour out your woes, I'll listen, then make you cheer you up and make you smile.
